internetsensationjakesurname:

chivalrousgambler:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)

I read this as “best sexual pokemon is 609” and I’m like

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???????

absolutely. if you dont want to make out with a chandelure i dont know what to tell you