fennechin:

“is it a boy or a girl?” the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby. “What does it matter? It’s not a shiny” says the doctor, releasing the newborn into the wild.

(Source: tinyvenusaur)

pokemon-global-academy:

“After a brief argument, I was able to wrestle my daughter’s Nintendo away from her and broke it in half. I flushed that horrible Pokemon game down the toilet with my cat’s droppings. I’ve banned her from any video games and anything Pokemon-related and told her that she’s never going to see the boy who bought the game for her ever again. And I’ll be home schooling her from now on”.

(Source: shelgon)

internetsensationjakesurname:

chivalrousgambler:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)

I read this as “best sexual pokemon is 609” and I’m like

???????

absolutely. if you dont want to make out with a chandelure i dont know what to tell you